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Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s…

Rated 5 out of 5
(35 ratings)

See 32 reviews below

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Where to Buy Penis Pattern Novelty Mug in Australia

As of June 2026, Penis Pattern Novelty Mug is available in Australia from Lovehoney for $18.95 AUD . Hawttt compares prices from trusted retailers so you always get the best deal.


Description

  1. Product Description

    This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.

    Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.

    Key Features:
    • Novelty mug with illustrated penises for livening up your tea break
    • The perfect cheeky secret Santa gift
    • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s stocking

Features

  • Novelty mug with illustrated penises for livening up your tea break
  • The perfect cheeky secret Santa gift
  • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s Christmas stocking
  • Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s stocking

Specifications

Material:
Ceramic
Hawttt Product ID:
22432
Category:
Sex Games
Category:
Essentials
Category:
Gifts

Extended Information

This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.


This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s Christmas stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.


Product Reviews

Such a fun mug!
Review by Anonymous
Rated 10 / 10

I was so excited with this mug! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my…


This is great
Review by Anonymous
Rated 10 / 10

It took all of one minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small, so at a quick glance, you…


P-p-pick up a Penis!
Review by Anonymous
Rated 10 / 10

I'm so glad to see this mug for sale on Lovehoney, it is my go-to coffee mug at home! It is the perfect size for your morning cuppa, microwave friendly and capable of containing many beverages. The…


This is great
Review by Lovehoney Z. on 10/2/20
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you…


P-p-pick up a Penis!
Review by Labyrinth on 9/28/20
Rated 5 / 5

I'm so glad to see this mug for sale on Lovehoney, it is my go to coffee mug at home! It is the perfect size for your morning cuppa, microwave friendly and capable of containing many beverages. The…


Buy It
Review by Anonymous
Rated 10 / 10

OMG... This mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too! From afar it just looks like a random pattern. However, it's only…


D*cks to the Lips
Review by Anonymous
Rated 10 / 10

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The…


D*cks to the Lips
Review by Melody. on 12/8/20
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The…


Buy It
Review by Lovehoney L. on 11/12/20
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you…


Such a fun mug!
Review by Ladies M. on 10/19/20
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother…


Penis novelty mug
Review by Anonymous
Rated 10 / 10

First the quality of the mug is very good. Made of new bone china, is dishwasher and microwave safe, it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter, it's very discreet. At first glance it looks…


Penis novelty mug
Review by Mojo M. on 12/28/20
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a…


Penis novelty mug
Review by Mojo M.
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a…


D*cks to the Lips
Review by Melody. on 8/12/20
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The…


Buy It
Review by Lovehoney L. on 12/11/20
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you…


Such a fun mug!
Review by Ladies M.
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother…


This is great
Review by Lovehoney Z. on 2/10/20
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you…


Penis novelty mug
Review by Mojo M.
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a…


D*cks to the Lips
Review by Melody. on 8/12/20
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The…


Buy It
Review by Lovehoney L. on 12/11/20
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you…


Such a fun mug!
Review by LadiesMan
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother…


This is great
Review by Lovehoney-NanaZebra on 2/10/20
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you…


Penis novelty mug
Review by Mojo M.
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a…


D*cks to the Lips
Review by Melody. on 8/12/20
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The…


Buy It
Review by Lovehoney L. on 12/11/20
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you…


Such a fun mug!
Review by LadiesMan
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother…


This is great
Review by Lovehoney-NanaZebra on 2/10/20
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you…


Penis novelty mug
Review by Mojo M.
Rated 5 / 5

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a…


D*cks to the Lips
Review by Melody. on 8/12/20
Rated 5 / 5

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The…


Buy It
Review by Lovehoney L. on 12/11/20
Rated 5 / 5

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you…


Such a fun mug!
Review by LadiesMan
Rated 5 / 5

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother…


This is great
Review by Lovehoney-NanaZebra on 2/10/20
Rated 5 / 5

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you…


Penis Pattern Novelty Mug
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